Stupidest nautical-related question What was you have been asked?

Click for the reading answer Why do ships use “port” and “starboard” instead of “left” and “right?” 

Can you make a sailor knot?

Where do you go when your shifts are over?

Do mechanics always walk around in underwear?

Do sharks eat man?

Is it a higher rank of captain or chief engineer?

do you go to restaurants in the bays to eat?

Where do you park the ship at night time?

Do you think I’m beautiful? Woman after knowing my salary !!